Ooooh, you wily bastard you!
This will be… difficult.
A brief interval while Emily deliberates.
I HATE THEM ALL I HATE THEM ALL I HATE THEM ALL! Okay, which do I hate the least? St John was a total tool, and wasn’t even a remotely interesting character either, so probably him. Edward was also a tool, cheating on his betrothed… I don’t think I could marry him, but he’s better than St John… Marius isn’t too bad compared to St John either… And he did love the woman he eventually ended up marrying… Right…
Shag - Edward Ferrars (ew ew ew ew ew)
Marry - Marius Pontmercy.
Avoid - St John Rivers.