You know you’re a lit nerd when Elizabeth in “Frankenstein” is the most perfect, and therefore the most BORING, character ever.
You know you’re a lit nerd when Victor Frankenstein is one of the most irritating characters in all of fiction.
You know you’re a lit nerd when Frankenstein’s monster is NOT green, does NOT have a bolt through his neck, and does NOT merely grunt at people. Oh yeah, and he’s not actually a monster.
You know you’re a lit nerd when dressing up as Frankenstein’s monster for Halloween seems almost harsh.