You know you’re a lit nerd when you’ve considered naming one James and the other Joyce if you ever have twins.

Sorry, for some reason this has my name attatched… to clarify, this is from Tara (teajaylea@gmail.com), with many thanks! :D

You know you’re a lit nerd when the old man from “An Encounter” has scarred you for life.

You know you’re a lit nerd when you think twice about wearing yellow, as James Joyce has taught you that it is the colour of decay and corruption.

You know you’re a lit nerd when you were an innocent human being BEFORE you read James Joyce’s “love” letters.

You know you’re a lit nerd if you’ve read “Ulysses”.

Double points if you actually understood it.

TRIPLE points if you enjoyed it.

You know you’re a lit nerd when James Joyce has altered the way you look at priests.