Classics re-written as erotica.
You are reading this correctly. Apparently it’s been termed the “Fifty Shades of Grey effect” - Holmes and Watson as gay lovers, Henry Tilney and Catherine Morland’s erotic fantasies, Darcy’s “manhood” being buried in Elizabeth “up to the hilt”, Jane Eyre as sexually submissive and sexual tension 50,000 leagues under the sea - all courtesy of “Clandestine Classics”.
I kid you not.
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clandestinebookworm reblogged this from youknowyourealitnerdwhen and added:
* * * * * * * * * * * * Great, so now we are about to be flooded by all sorts of bad fan fiction that needs to stay on...
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cactuspizza reblogged this from youknowyourealitnerdwhen
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cofeebooklover reblogged this from youknowyourealitnerdwhen and added:
The horror!! How can classics be rewritten as erotica?? Why?? Just why? someone should’ve burned 50 shades of grey...
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gingerbatch-addict reblogged this from thesneakygoat and added:
So it’s fanfiction that people are geting paid for… well that doesn’t sound familiar /at all/
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