Y’know, I’ve come to the conclusion that film adaptions of books are ten times better than the books themselves.

Pah ha, April Fools! Happy April 1st, lit nerds!

You know you’re a lit nerd when you can never have too many bookshelves.

You know you’re a lit nerd when, if you don’t leave a book shop with at least one books, you know the apocalypse is coming.

You know you’re a lit nerd when you could sit in a book shop all day and just look at all the books.

You know you’re a lit nerd when you deliberately commit thoughtcrime, just to test how close George Orwell’s vision is.

You know you’re a lit nerd when you felt like pulling an “Annie Wilkes” when an author kills off your favourite character.

I’ve just realised how long it’s been since I’ve posted on this blog, and would like to apologise.

Had a lot on, and this blog has been the first to suffer my neglect… I shall try harder.

On a related note, submissions are always welcomed! ^^ 

You know you’re a lit nerd when there’s that one book that you use to prop up wobbly chairs… because there’s not really any other use for it.

You know you’re a lit nerd when “The Vagina Monologues” totally changed your perception of sexuality.

You know you’re a lit nerd when a book has changed your life.

You know you’re a lit nerd when as soon as you finish one book you begin another.

You know you’re a lit nerd when, after “Perfume” by Patrick Suskind, smelling a particularly nice perfume always leaves you wondering exactly what it was made from…